- Directioner: Hey Liam, can you sign my boobs?
- Liam: Oh my gosh. Oh god no. No I can't please pick up your shirt. Oh no I shouldn't have even looked. That's someone's daughter oh god I'm sorry I'm so sorry I'm sure you're a nice young lady. Oh man have some respect for yourself ! oh no, did I just yell? I'm sorry please forgive me. I can buy you a sweater, to you know cover your breasts... Was that rude? Oh god. I'm going to hell.
- Harry: ..... I will.
did you know?
sir isaac newton discovered gravity when an apple macbook fell on his head and he saw the wikipedia page for gravity open on it
in hell all you probably do is sit on a desk for the rest of eternity doing math problems
(Source: rumour)
